first post: should be a good one!

since its my first post i think this one should be it. so i am at work and a couple of homies pass by and we're doing what we do here. we're swapping stories about dropping a good deuce. dropping a good deuce is a great feeling! we start by comparing things like: you know its a good shit when your hungry right after, a good deuce is when you only wipe twice instead of four times, and lastly you know its a good one when your turd is one whole log.

so with the last observation, one of the homies proceeds to tell a story about how he was at an uncle's house. he proceeded to the bathroom and did the deed. he was elated as he pulled up his pants post wipe and stared the fat log in the toilet. so he tries to flush, but the log is sooo huge the turd won't go down. given all the tp was already flushed, the log just spins as if stuck in the eye of a tornado. so he says fuck it, i'll let the next person deal with the log. his uncle then proceeds to use the bathroom and comes out after an hour or so, and the homie asks his uncle why'd he take so long? a honest question that should be followed by a witty comment like "i was dropping a fat duece and got caught up ina magazine article" or something like that. but this is the response that was given to the honest question.

i was gonna use the bathroom, but someone left a huge log in there. i tried flushing, but it wouldn't go down. i was purplexed but scared. so i did what i had to do. to get the turd down the drain, i had to cut it with a newspaper!


a fucking newspaper!


true story, you can't make this kind of shiet up! 08' is gonna be a great year!!!!